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Life lessons from my sexually confused step-sister

this sounds like a book you would find at a queer bookstore (via karmysexuals)

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wheatthins245:

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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what the fuck

(Source: beastector, via you-can-call-me-queen-bey)